On Vacation
Posted on May 10, 2008
Walkabout Jones is taking a few weeks off to write speeches for Barack Obama. Long speeches, composed on rolls of toilet paper, mailed to his campaign headquarters unsolicited. So far, no luck. But this week we’re switching to paper (blank pages from myriad credit card offers) and hope is running high. If all else fails, we’ll put our message to music with the help of a bluegrass band and yodelers.
However it goes, the work of crafting a vision for America takes time. So the site is taking a siesta for a few weeks. Maybe forever, assuming Obama is so impressed by our masterwork he appoints us Director of Homeland Security or official White House nacho taster. Either job would be a step up.
So chill for a few weeks, Jonesians. Who could have imagined just a few days ago, we’d be in this unique place in history, where we could stalk Barack Obama with rednecks, Ricola, Tostitos, and hope?
In the unlikely event we’re not his running mate, Walkabout Jones will reluctantly return in June.
Check you later,
WJ
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Good Blog. I will continue reading it in the future. Nice layout too.
Aaron Wakling