How
Posted on December 6, 2008
1. Go to bakery and order one big cookie .**
2. Request a bag “to go.” Don’t eat big cookie. Â
3. Clear a flat, open workspace, where power tools would be appropriate.
4. Take hammer and pummel cookie into hundreds of small pieces.***
5. Slowly eat crumbs.
* Assuming a “poverty diet” of Top Ramen and tap water doesn’t do the trick. Â
** For Christmas, gingerbread and butter cookies decorated in a rolled fondant can be substitutes.Â
*** Hammer works best, but ex-girlfriend’s Burberry Trench Belt riding boots ($795) can be used for pummeling as well.Â
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I guess if you used your EX girlfriend’s $795 boots to pulverize the cookies, she would not be amused…hence EX. Also, how many meals does one LARGE cookie constitute for a bachelor? Does it come with side dishes such as chocolate chips or macadamia nuts? Considering I ate 4 desserts today and they were alllll gooooooooooood, I guess I shouldn’t judge the cookie diet. Enjoy…plain or with fixings…cookie monster would say “me love cookies!”
Isn’t this how people who’ve just bought a house diet, as well?
I am also concerned that far too many people will join this diet-trend involuntarily.
I hope you really are not on this diet, Dann!
Not to worry. I’m not crushing cookies with riding boots. If I had anything of that value, I’d be pawning it immediately. (: